March 17, 2010
Happy St. Paddy’s Day!
Where’s me Lucky Charms?
Top of the Mornin’ to ya.
Kiss me I’m Irish ya Bastard!
Have a kick in the shin and skip down to the river and smack yourself silly.
Stay away from the green beer unless you are:
- a leprechaun
- the Hulk
- originally from the Moon
- derived from a plant
- an actual plant
- you ARE the green beer
Trust me. The green shit in the beer doesn’t make it taste any better or get you drunk any faster.
What? Don’t believe me? Keep drinking dumdum, you’ll see 
