Happy St Patrick’s 2011
Thanks to the local City Idiot for this gem.
JUST IN TIME FOR ST PADDY’S DAY
HERE’S A TWIST ON A FAVORITE OF MINE
Since i am often the DD – “designated driver” verses the luckier DD – “designated drunk”, I have to find a non-alcoholic beverage to consume while out at the clubs, bars, restaurants and parties.
YOU GET THE LUCKY LEPRACHAUN
GOLD RUNNING THRU YOUR VEINS!
So what’s better than tiger blood juice and a perfect drink for St Patrick’s Day?
why, Lucky Irish Gem Juice!
Careful how you say that. Don’t let drunk friends order it as if they’re slurring their speech it could sound like you’re asking for Jim Juice, aka Jim Jones Blue Kool-Aid suicide drink. Just remember Green Good. Blue Bad. Simple alliteration memory jogger there. GG good, BB bad.
This drink can pass as non-alcoholic and safe for the non-idiots to drink who are the chosen ones to take their village idiot and city idiot buddies home from their favorite Irish Pub this St Paddy’s day. An excellent choice for those who choose not to imbibe the green beer monster.
LUCKY IRISH GEM JUICE (inventor – Terry P Carter)
- Ginger Ale
- Bitters – i like the taste – it really amps up the ginger ale. Bitters does have alcohol but it’s like the equivalent of adding vanilla extract to a drink. A few drops aren’t going to do anything to your sobriety. Here’s a few BITTERS I like to use.
- Chloroxygen – 4 to 10 drops will do the trick depending on how ‘healthy and energetic’ you want to make the drink.
be sure to use $5.00 coupon IHE882 @ iHerb.com
to get your Lucky Leprechaun Magic Elixir, aka CHLOROXYGEN today.
THE LUCKY IRISH LEPRACHAUN GRASS is actually CHLOROXYGEN chloropyll supplement – great for natural energy boost and great for solving and avoiding altitude sickness / acclimating yourself to high altitude especially if you are like me and live most of the time near sea level.
Regarding the video – it’s my interpretation of a city idiot – urban version of the Village idiot.
It’s not polished, predictable, professional, etc. and it’s not supposed to be. He’s an IDIOT, duh.
It’s a bit off, stupid, and just a little out there…. although as with the special idiot savant variety, there’s always a little bit of wisdom in older idiots – they are most likely the smartest of the bunch as they are still alive.
. . . and yes, i AM Irish but pretty far removed from the homeland – ancestors bailed out of the Blarney ages ago.